Teah Says Fuck You


Reblogging because this is extremely relevant to my entire life.

Constantly

Fireworks=A certain sibling of mine or myself are nearby

(Source: textsfromprimatech)



davestridersironicgirlfriend:

dhusky:

tentaspai:

thepattywagon:

oddii:

miramoondarling:

uhmwillowsomething:

trillbabe:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

tooaccustomedtocustoms:

turdshuffler:

Zombie dude from Miami.

Swaqq to the nth degree.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

shit niqqa he was hungry as fuck

holy shit it was a black man 

ugh why

So this is the guy who was eating the other guy’s face

Welp didn’t expect that

I have never been so terrified to be living in Florida before

I read about this earlier

DEAR FUCK

It’s starting

WELCOME TO FLORIDA!

LOL FLORIDA I LOVE YOU

WELCOME TO FLORIDA

WHERE THE ZOMBIES ARENT MADE UP

AND THE DEATH TOLL MATTERS



careyquitecontrary:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

pernillo:

avengersblood:

scherwood:

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?


Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

Is this what happens when Sherlockians leak into other fandoms?

We really need season 3 as soon as possible. 

We should start renting ourselves out to other fandoms.

Got a tough problem you can’t solve? Hire a Sherlockian!
Nagging doubt about your favorite series? Hire a Sherlockian!
No question too insane; no detail too tiny to miss.

WE ARE THE FANDOM THAT WAITED. And then got bored.  

Of course Tony would do that haha.

(Source: heyitsbeccalynn)


Zombie apocalypse coming soon

davestridersironicgirlfriend:

meet-this-bitch:

yukihira:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

JUST WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON MIAMI

Holly Shit.. 

FUCK FUCK FUCK

TIME TO GET OUT OF FLORIDA OR MAN YOUR BATTLE STATIONS

Via Thief of Time


sifu-kisu:

jasjuliet:

-solange-:

confectioneryaficionado:

karuface:

butts-isnt-an-emotion-asshat:

wayfindersandpaopufruit:

atomic-demonic:

thepattywagon:

st0rkcharmer:

kimscareerisdead:

its starting

Damn

excuse me did you say florida

welp i’m out

Of fucking course it’s Florida.

Why is it always Florida? 

oh yep this was near Miami damn am i glad i live in Tampa

Oh….goodbye world…

Guys, the men were on drugs and having hallucinations and shit… So one just ended going crazy and eating the man’s face…

It is not because of Zombies…

FLORIDA! FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORIDAAAAAAAAAAAA! JASMINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S STARTINGGGGG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG GRABBING THE SURVIVAL GUIDE AND MY MACHETE~!

SOLANGE IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YOU ARE THE ONE I ENTRUST MY SAFETY TO.

WE WILL SURVIVE.

NOS VAMOS PA’LL YUNQUE, MUJER, QUE AHÍ NO LLEGA NADA.

I knew it was only a matter of time!

Begins to sharpen spear, double sabers and oils guns…….

(Source: telltalespider)



awildhiddlestonappeared:

Way to sexy up my dash, Wobert.


Via The Corner

Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!

dreamsandamouse:

nostalgiaunicorn:

Yes please! I’d love you forever!

Oh please! I will love you all…5EVER!!! <333

Pretty pretty please? :)

(Source: aladdinsfuturewife)

Via ♔ king of puns

beckiw:

I liked the idea of Mako and Bolin playing rock, paper, scissors in this moment but it seemed more fitting to do the elements. Someone should figure out what wins over what!

Of course Amon would muck things up and be like -  ‘NON-BENDER!’ ‘That’s not how you play, Amon!’ ‘Well how about I take away all the other elements, THEN do I win?’ ‘You suck, Amon. You really, really suck…’





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